They Said What?

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

 Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.   Victor Borge

 Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.  Mark Twain

 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.  George Burns

 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.  Groucho Marx