Questions As A Broker/Owner I Cannot Answer

Being a broker/owner I get asked for advice daily and sometimes I just don't have an answer for.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Can you cry under water?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

So as you can see, the challenges a broker/owner faces everyday requires wisdom, being a little nuts to have Realtors working for him or her  and to hire a manager to answer questions!