REALTOR'S Top Excuses for Missing an Appointment

REALTOR'S Top Excuses for Missing an Appointment...

 Have you been stood up by another salesperson or had a client not meet you? Here are a few excuses I have heard:

 •  I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the A & P.

 •  I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

 •  Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey how about them Skins, huh? So, I won't be able to...yes...could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling.

 •  I just found out that I was switched at birth.  Legally I shouldn't be trading in real estate knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

 •  Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

•  The dog ate my car keys.  We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

 •  I prefer to remain an enigma.

 •  I was converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian, Sorry!